My VAG is The Truth

from by Mandy Mayhem

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Turn that frown upside down
it’s useless
you should know he’s in the
presence of greatness.
Cavernous chambers contain
universal secrets
Even illuminati got their names up
on my wait list
He can’t exist in this
magnificent palace
Bad enough he sauntered up into our uterus

Legendary clitoris
Don’t stop get it get it
Legendary clitoris
Don’t stop get it get it
Legendary clitoris

Don’t stop get this
You won’t make me ashamed
of my fat cat
Stop playin mind games
Cranial combat
Syllables sharp like a skull blade
Used to do another type of tongue play
Made you come back to back like
the Blue Jays
92 you were slidin into home base
Vaginas’s got an attitude
Your prick is being rude
Dude need a dose of self reflection
and some gratitude
Got your COS PLAY secrets
in my longe and my latitude
Hot hot pink muse
Pussy verisimilitude
cause my vag is the truth
said my vag is the truth


from MUTHA, released January 17, 2017
Produced by: Ryan Carroll 'dislexia' (, Amanda Cheetham
Lyrics by: Amanda Cheetham
Produced and arranged by: Derrick Stewart
Mixed by: Ted Onyszcak
Mastered by: Andy Krehm



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Mandy Mayhem Toronto, Ontario

Mandy Mayhem, the hip hop suffragette, is the star of the show MUTHA on truTV which she also wrote and executive produced. She got her start as a Hip Hop Karaoke Artist in Toronto, and is the three-time Canadian champion. She has appeared at such legendary venues as the ROXY in LA, B.B. King's in Times' Square, NY, and The Horseshoe Tavern in Toronto, Canada. ... more

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