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MUTHA

by Mandy Mayhem

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1.
Turn that frown upside down it’s useless you should know he’s in the presence of greatness. Cavernous chambers contain universal secrets Even illuminati got their names up on my wait list He can’t exist in this magnificent palace Bad enough he sauntered up into our uterus Legendary clitoris Don’t stop get it get it Legendary clitoris Don’t stop get it get it Legendary clitoris Don’t stop get this You won’t make me ashamed of my fat cat Stop playin mind games Cranial combat Syllables sharp like a skull blade Used to do another type of tongue play Made you come back to back like the Blue Jays 92 you were slidin into home base Vaginas’s got an attitude Your prick is being rude Dude need a dose of self reflection and some gratitude Got your COS PLAY secrets in my longe and my latitude Hot hot pink muse Pussy verisimilitude cause my vag is the truth said my vag is the truth
2.
Hey. Hey. Fuckin me will change your whole life man those condoms expiring on your night stand? No USE The way I rock it so smooth so deep Hittin on this dope the boys OD OG My heat is unlimited I’ve been venomous since you was just an infant it’s literal I’ve been killing them when they inside my middle it’s simple so pay attention this instant I ain’t invisible Enter My chambers on that Wu Tang shit my M-E-T-H-O-D kicks Lu-Kang with the tenderness of angels each angle is picture perfect Entangled inside my worship I’m certain to re-arrange ya Damn guess it’s time to back off can’t scare your soft ass with that smack talk All I’m lookin for today is something minimal a second of some love and affection I ain’t INVISIBLE. I-N-V-I-S-I-B-L-E bitch Pay attention when I mention know you see this give me some loving I know you need this pussy is the power so notice me when I speak dick I’m not invisible I’m not invisible I ain’t invisible this moment's critical code red the time is now to crawl up in my bed as I transition from sex symbol to wrinkled single my tingles dwindle as my mind Becomes more sensible Dulled by past experience I'll look and know how long you'll last come quick before my time has passed And I could CARE less if you pass me cause I passed gas and my cat is waitin 4 me by the TV Still You should act fast I’d thrill to instill the skill to outlast class one resist the smash and dash and the wraparound If you notice me now I’ll make you a master A cunnilingual pastor I’ll pass you a harem of ladies in waiting for hyminal classics my subliminal tactics make you invincible It’s not that difficult show me I ain’t invisible! I-N-V-I-S-I-B-L-E bitch Pay attention when I mention know you see this give me some loving I know you need this pussy is the power so notice me when I speak dick I’m not invisible I’m not invisible Insatiable when I start spittin sonnets I comet The fire starter You’re charred Don’t be alarmed when I saunter in undergarments Crazy is the best lay Boy Crazy is the best lay Text me something sexy before i hit the lights off Might talk dirty But I’ll hurt you if you go soft Ya I guess I should be honest My pussy’s the fuckin bombest You’re Common I’m Erykah To be fair to ya A lot of boys lose it when lost inside of my juices The truth is I fuckin toss em But baby I’m sweet as shady when he’s talkin bout his daughter So maybe We could make a Desperate Housewife visual Have me in the shower after leavin kids at middle school Take a dip inside my swimming pool (sploosh) Give me some attention this instant I ain’t invisible! I-N-V-I-S-I-B-L-E bitch Pay attention when I mention know you see this give me some loving I know you need this pussy is the power so notice me when I speak dick I’m not invisible I’m not invisible
3.
Thank you for your offer but I must decline you’re like an infant to the slaughter so I’ll speak in rhyme I may look sweet like a woman resigned to take your bait but that’s by design lying latent in this lady is a beast on fire beast on fire beast on fire lying latent in this lady is a beast on fire beast on fire beast on fire Don’t look at me with expectation tolerate your degradation D’you grow up in isolation? Masturbate to discoloration only leads to castration did not seek this conversation but now you mention it I’ll say it loud with exclamation I’m not here for your entertainment I’m not here for your entertainment I’m not here for your entertainment don’t tell me to smile I hate that shit Think you deserve to be up in my pussy you couldn’t handle me I’d destroy you Firstly you have no manners I’d be embarrassed if I were your parents I’d disown you/ Do I look like I’m lonely Think you can own me my testimony Will maim you Honey I see you’re horny You won’t be shortly you will be sorry you engaged me I’m not here for your entertainment I’m not here for your entertainment I’m not here for your entertainment don’t tell me to smile I hate that shit I’m not here for your entertainment I’m not here for your entertainment I’m not here for your entertainment don’t tell me to smile I hate that shit
4.
I Am SWAG 01:21
Listen boy I made you Think of that for you get in my face and Tell me what I can and I can't do I doubt you could keep up pace And I know what you do in that basement Balled up rolls of tissue paper Where the girls at? Ain't over here playing world of Warcraft Hold that thought, oh my god Didn't think I’d say it didn't think I saw that Swag goes hard all night long Ain't that what the kids sayin u know that I made cool for cool got noticed Making you cool ain't my focus I'm bustin ass straight fuckin shit up Poppin target tags I am swag, swag I am Told me that I couldn't well here I am Tried to say no said yes I can Stay fresh stay clean for my bitches that's that Don't hold me down like your daddy I'm cooler than you and that's tragic oh my god So far up, so far up You can't bring me down I'm reborn I'm reborn Better than I ever was here and now I've lost the fear feel flawless dear regardless of how far my tits fall down One time for my bitches when you hear this sound formation S-W-A-G I have got that swag In me S-W-A-G I have got that swag In me S-W-A-G I have got that swag
5.
Hold up wait a minute he’s hittin on these women while I’m in the corner sipping say what? it’s all good I know he only got a second look cause he wearing that one suit he don’t look fat in smells like money And he pays his taxes Don’t be sorry take him if you gotta but I prolly wouldn’t botha should’ve listened to my Momma She was like; ‘He won’t satisfy you’ stead I played it safe dumped the men I used to do My boyz I like em crazy thick please save me buddy got a baby dick Plus he’s lazy hasn’t fucked me right since the ball dropped way back in 99 and I’m finally fine with going out on my own now tricks up my skirt Yo this bitch gonna throw down Too much stress in the day even said that I would fuck him dressed up like a maid if he’d only put his mother fucking dishes away I’m getting sick of it you listenin? please take him away ok. Shake it all around shake it all around, dance. When you’re done; take my man. Shake it all around, shake it all around, dance. When you’re done; take my man. Shake it all around, shake it all around, dance. Shake it all around, shake it all around, dance. Shake it all around, shake it all around, dance. When you’re done; take my man, Ya.
6.
Fire In Me 02:56
How can I deny This fire in my belly So much stronger than desire Oh I fear it may be One great lust that won’t expire This dream’s gonna haunt me But I refuse to die 40 years for I’m buried So much more Said there’s so much more in me hi Give it up up Give it up up Gave up my dreams to build a family And you let me Took it as a sign of devotion Living out a fantasy romance became mutual dependency I Made a beautiful space For everyone but me Repression became self hatred and then apathy. But I got that Said I got that fire in me Said I got that fire in me But I got that But I got that But I got that fire Fiyah Fiyah! But i but i but i but i But I can’t let the house lights go up on me yet Enter the hip hop suffragette My maidenhood may be fading but my wisdom has no expiration date so I’ve shown up at the mother fucking party late I may be tardy, but now I’m the mother you wish you could fuck at the party I may be tardy, but now I’m the mother you wish you could fuck at the party I may be tardy, but I’m the mother that you wish you could fuck at the party Fire in me But I got that fire in me Got that fire in me Mandy I held you down Time to set you free Squished my dreams one at a time I was searching for me I Gotta spread my wings I’ve Gotta spread my wings and fly

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Songs from the show MUTHA about a housewife who fantasizes about becoming a rapper airing on truTV's Rachel Dratch's Late Night Snack. The show is based on the true life of Mandy May Cheetham and her alter ego Mandy Mayhem.

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released January 17, 2017

Produced by: dislexia (dislexia.ca)
Lyrics: Mandy May Cheetham and Michael Boland
Arrangements: Ryan Carroll, Mandy May Cheetham and Derrick Stewart
Mixed by: Ted Onyszcak
Mastered by: Andy Krehm, Silver Birch Productions

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Mandy Mayhem Toronto, Ontario

Mandy Mayhem, the hip hop suffragette, is the star of the show MUTHA on truTV which she also wrote and executive produced. She got her start as a Hip Hop Karaoke Artist in Toronto, and is the three-time Canadian champion. She has appeared at such legendary venues as the ROXY in LA, B.B. King's in Times' Square, NY, and The Horseshoe Tavern in Toronto, Canada. ... more

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