1. |
My VAG is The Truth
01:39
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Turn that frown upside down
it’s useless
you should know he’s in the
presence of greatness.
Cavernous chambers contain
universal secrets
Even illuminati got their names up
on my wait list
He can’t exist in this
magnificent palace
Bad enough he sauntered up into our uterus
Legendary clitoris
Don’t stop get it get it
Legendary clitoris
Don’t stop get it get it
Legendary clitoris
Don’t stop get this
You won’t make me ashamed
of my fat cat
Stop playin mind games
Cranial combat
Syllables sharp like a skull blade
Used to do another type of tongue play
Made you come back to back like
the Blue Jays
92 you were slidin into home base
Vaginas’s got an attitude
Your prick is being rude
Dude need a dose of self reflection
and some gratitude
Got your COS PLAY secrets
in my longe and my latitude
Hot hot pink muse
Pussy verisimilitude
cause my vag is the truth
said my vag is the truth
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2. |
I'm Not Invisible
02:54
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Hey. Hey.
Fuckin me will change your whole life man
those condoms expiring on your night stand?
No USE
The way I rock it so smooth
so deep
Hittin on this dope the boys OD
OG
My heat is unlimited I’ve been venomous
since you was just an infant
it’s literal
I’ve been killing them when they inside my middle
it’s simple so pay attention this instant
I ain’t invisible
Enter
My chambers on that Wu Tang shit
my M-E-T-H-O-D kicks Lu-Kang with
the tenderness of angels each angle
is picture perfect
Entangled inside my worship
I’m certain to re-arrange ya
Damn
guess it’s time to back off
can’t scare your soft ass with that smack talk
All I’m lookin for today is something minimal
a second of some love and affection
I ain’t INVISIBLE.
I-N-V-I-S-I-B-L-E bitch
Pay attention when I mention
know you see this
give me some loving I know you need this
pussy is the power so notice me when I speak dick
I’m not invisible
I’m not invisible
I ain’t invisible
this moment's critical
code red the time is now to crawl up in my bed
as I transition from sex symbol to wrinkled single
my tingles dwindle as my mind Becomes more sensible
Dulled by past experience I'll look and know how long you'll last
come quick
before my time has passed
And I could CARE less if you pass me cause I passed gas
and my cat is waitin 4 me by the TV
Still
You should act fast
I’d thrill to instill the skill
to outlast
class one
resist the smash and dash
and the wraparound
If you notice me now
I’ll make you a master
A cunnilingual pastor
I’ll pass you a harem of ladies in waiting for hyminal classics
my subliminal tactics
make you invincible
It’s not that difficult
show me I ain’t invisible!
I-N-V-I-S-I-B-L-E bitch
Pay attention when I mention
know you see this
give me some loving I know you need this
pussy is the power so notice me when I speak dick
I’m not invisible
I’m not invisible
Insatiable when I start spittin sonnets
I comet
The fire starter
You’re charred
Don’t be alarmed when I saunter in undergarments
Crazy is the best lay
Boy
Crazy is the best lay
Text me something sexy before i hit the lights off
Might talk dirty
But I’ll hurt you if you go soft
Ya
I guess I should be honest
My pussy’s the fuckin bombest
You’re Common I’m Erykah
To be fair to ya
A lot of boys lose it when lost inside of my juices
The truth is I fuckin toss em
But baby I’m sweet as shady when he’s talkin bout his daughter
So maybe
We could make a Desperate Housewife visual
Have me in the shower after leavin kids at middle school
Take a dip inside my swimming pool (sploosh)
Give me some attention this instant
I ain’t invisible!
I-N-V-I-S-I-B-L-E bitch
Pay attention when I mention
know you see this
give me some loving I know you need this
pussy is the power so notice me when I speak dick
I’m not invisible
I’m not invisible
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3. |
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Thank you for your offer
but I must decline
you’re like an infant to the slaughter
so I’ll speak in rhyme
I may look sweet
like a woman resigned
to take your bait
but that’s by design
lying latent in this lady is a beast on fire
beast on fire
beast on fire
lying latent in this lady is a beast on fire
beast on fire
beast on fire
Don’t look at me with expectation
tolerate your degradation
D’you grow up in isolation?
Masturbate to discoloration
only leads to castration
did not seek this conversation
but now you mention it
I’ll say it loud with exclamation
I’m not here for your entertainment
I’m not here for your entertainment
I’m not here for your entertainment
don’t tell me to smile I hate that shit
Think you
deserve to be
up in my pussy
you couldn’t handle me
I’d destroy you
Firstly
you have no manners
I’d be embarrassed
if I were your parents
I’d disown you/
Do I
look like I’m lonely
Think you can own me
my testimony
Will maim you
Honey
I see you’re horny
You won’t be shortly
you will be sorry
you engaged me
I’m not here for your entertainment
I’m not here for your entertainment
I’m not here for your entertainment
don’t tell me to smile I hate that shit
I’m not here for your entertainment
I’m not here for your entertainment
I’m not here for your entertainment
don’t tell me to smile I hate that shit
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4. |
I Am SWAG
01:21
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Listen boy I made you
Think of that for you get in my face and
Tell me what I can and I can't do
I doubt you could keep up pace
And I know what you do in that basement
Balled up rolls of tissue paper
Where the girls at?
Ain't over here playing world of Warcraft
Hold that thought, oh my god
Didn't think I’d say it didn't think I saw that
Swag goes hard all night long
Ain't that what the kids sayin u know that
I made cool for cool got noticed
Making you cool ain't my focus
I'm bustin ass straight fuckin shit up
Poppin target tags
I am swag, swag I am
Told me that I couldn't well here I am
Tried to say no said yes I can
Stay fresh stay clean for my
bitches that's that
Don't hold me down like your daddy
I'm cooler than you and that's tragic
oh my god
So far up, so far up
You can't bring me down
I'm reborn I'm reborn
Better than I ever was here and now
I've lost the fear feel flawless
dear regardless of how far my tits fall down
One time for my bitches when you
hear this sound formation
S-W-A-G
I have got that swag In me
S-W-A-G
I have got that swag In me
S-W-A-G
I have got that swag
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5. |
Take My Man, Please!
01:54
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Hold up
wait a minute
he’s hittin on these women
while I’m in the corner sipping
say what?
it’s all good
I know he only got a second look
cause he wearing that one suit
he don’t look fat in
smells like money
And he pays his taxes
Don’t be sorry
take him if you gotta
but I prolly wouldn’t botha
should’ve listened to my Momma
She was like;
‘He won’t satisfy you’
stead I played it safe
dumped the men I used to do
My boyz
I like em crazy thick
please save me
buddy got a baby dick
Plus he’s lazy
hasn’t fucked me right
since the ball dropped
way back in 99
and I’m finally fine with going out
on my own now
tricks up my skirt
Yo this bitch gonna throw down
Too much stress in the day
even said that I would fuck him
dressed up like a maid
if he’d only put his mother fucking dishes away
I’m getting sick of it
you listenin?
please take him away
ok.
Shake it all around shake it all around, dance.
When you’re done; take my man.
Shake it all around, shake it all around, dance.
When you’re done; take my man.
Shake it all around, shake it all around, dance.
Shake it all around, shake it all around, dance.
Shake it all around, shake it all around, dance.
When you’re done; take my man,
Ya.
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6. |
Fire In Me
02:56
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How can I deny
This fire in my belly
So much stronger than desire
Oh I fear it may be
One great lust that won’t expire
This dream’s gonna haunt me
But I refuse to die
40 years for I’m buried
So much more
Said there’s so much more in me hi
Give it up up
Give it up up
Gave up my dreams to build a family
And you let me
Took it as a sign of devotion
Living out a fantasy
romance became mutual dependency
I Made a beautiful space
For everyone but me
Repression became self hatred
and then apathy.
But I got that
Said I got that fire in me
Said I got that fire in me
But I got that
But I got that
But I got that fire
Fiyah
Fiyah!
But i but i but i but i
But I can’t let the house lights go up on me yet
Enter the hip hop suffragette
My maidenhood may be fading but my
wisdom has no expiration date so
I’ve shown up at the mother fucking party late
I may be tardy, but now I’m the
mother you wish you could fuck at the party
I may be tardy, but now I’m the
mother you wish you could fuck at the party
I may be tardy, but I’m the
mother that you wish you could fuck at the party
Fire in me
But I got that fire in me
Got that fire in me
Mandy I held you down
Time to set you free
Squished my dreams one at a time
I was searching for me
I Gotta spread my wings
I’ve Gotta spread my wings and fly
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Mandy Mayhem Toronto, Ontario
Mandy Mayhem, the hip hop suffragette, is the star of the show MUTHA on truTV which she also wrote and executive produced. She got her start as a Hip Hop Karaoke Artist in Toronto, and is the three-time Canadian champion. She has appeared at such legendary venues as the ROXY in LA, B.B. King's in Times' Square, NY, and The Horseshoe Tavern in Toronto, Canada. ... more
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